This is my official resignation from the self-inflicted position of super woman. It’s been real fun and all, but I find myself falling short in the job requirements regularly. May be that my lack of super powers is holding me back.
So, to the weeds that taunt me every time I walk by the flower bed. Go fly a kite. You’re almost tall enough anyway.
To the unpicked tomatoes guilting me in the garden, you can just rot. Oh wait, you already did. Well, serves you right.
To the dirty master bath. You aren’t the boss of me! Quit trying to intimidate me into cleaning your nasty toilet and scrubbing the shower. I’ll get to it when I get to it.
To my dirty, nasty van. Eeww. You stink.
To the pile of unfolded socks. It’s not winter yet. We don’t need socks.
To my unmade bed. I need a maid.
Yeah. That’s about it for today. I’ll be out in the yard playing with my kids and fixing a pot of chicken and noodles.
Thanks for understanding.
A happy mom.